C’mon Baby Kiss Me!!!

C’mon Baby Kiss Me!!!….But….Wait a minute and lemme tell you

Just after a bad kiss

Your ‘Man’ may no longer be your fan

Or

Your ‘Miss’ is what you can miss!

So here is what I wish to tell

To get you out of this messy spell

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bad-breath-halitosisDon’t be a stinking fish

Nothing can cause more repulsion than a foul breath. So, the first thing that kills your kiss is your stinking mouth. This may be because of hygiene issues, food, tobacco or excessive smoking. Believe me girls don’t prefer guys who avoid bathing. If you don’t want your partner to remember the kiss for all the wrong reasons, try to look out for solutions. Begin by brushing your teeth before you go out on a date, irrespective of the time. Cleaning your tongue is also important for smooch lovers as it removes bacteria. Avoid kissing if you have just had smelly food products like garlic, onions etc. you may concentrate more on cuddling and other such stuffs. Keep a breath spray handy and use it periodically throughout the day, you really don’t know when you will be blessed with a kissing opportunity : - )

buffaloDon’t open your mouth like a buffalo

While, there’s no ISO standard for opening the mouth, it’s generally seen that a deep kiss using tongue is a huge turn on for all guys. Equally terrifying are gulpers who open their mouth wide open while kissing, ready to swallow their partner. Read the side heading of this para once again and then continue. The trick is to keep your lips lose enough to let the lips of both of you glide smoothly over each other making it a yummy kiss. Also, start with a lip-to-lip kiss and gradually taste the depths of pleasure. Girls never prefer too fast pleasure seekers.

dull-kissDon’t be a dead fish either

“For both boys and especially girls, responsiveness is the chief factor that makes for a better kisser. So, rather than pouncing upon your partner’s mouth, try and figure out the styles and movements that your partner enjoys. Don’t forget that research is too important here also. Try to figure out his/her likes and dislikes and adapt your technique accordingly. Girls you may ask us and we the boys fraternity pledge to answer just like, ’seedhi baat no bakwas’. Going with the other partner’s rhythm is crucial. Don’t expect your boy to do all the work while you enjoy his kissing moves. Boys also like good performers. Just move your head and be playful with your tongue and lips. 90% of the guys expect this only..

monsterDon’t be a monster

Using hands results in elevating levels of passion. But do not pull his hair or grab her waist as if she’ll run if you leave. Kissing is about imparting pleasure rather than inflicting pain. Keep your hand movements limited to sensual and soft strokes on your lover’s arms, back, neck, waist and hair or simply cup the face. Remember this tip, ‘the slower the longer, and the faster the shorter’. Don’t get too aggressive in the name of showing wild passion. Pleasure will end in a moment.

deep_throatDon’t irritate with your tongue

You don’t have to gag your partner by shoving off your tongue deep down into his/her mouth. Remember aim is not tp clean a sewer. Take it easy. The kissing rule for tongue says -less is more! Let the tip of your tongue perform the magic with soft and gentle strokes. You can use your tongue for exploring, but that doesn’t allow you to reach between your partner’s teeth as it can be a big turnoff. Remember, slower the tongue movements, hotter is the passion.

wet-kiss-webDon’t give a saliva bath

Wet kisses certainly work when it comes to getting into some raunchy action, but that doesn’t give you the liberty to go lap,lap,lap all over your partner’s face. No one wants to get messy. Don’t forget that after all we are humans and not animals.

nympho

Don’t kiss for sex all the time

It is not necessary for a kiss to end in some hot action between both of you. Your kiss shouldn’t give away the hint that you are getting desperate to hit the bed. These feelings are obvious but hide them as much as possible. Kissing brings people close physically and emotionally and satisfies a deep emotional need for compatibility with your partner.So, while you are kissing, be sensitive to your partner’s need. He/she may or may not be ready for sex immediately. Mostly girls are not. So boys,’ don’t use a kiss as a means to reach a sexual climax. Let your kiss be romantic rather than plain sexual’. Another way to keep your first kiss plain romantic, rather than hard core sexual can be to keep your hand-work limited to the non-erotic zones like the neck, arms, back waist etc., rather than reaching out to the erotic zones.

staring

Don’t stare while kissing

You might be curious; you might feel like watching your partner taking pleasure in the act, but continuously staring at him/her while kissing is a big no no! Closing the eyes is an autonomous stimulus to pleasure. So, kissing is no exception to this rule and people tend to close their eyes. Also, the sight of your partner almost eating you might not look very beautiful if you watch it continuously.

kissing-lipsDon’t be overconfident, be a learner

‘Maa ke pet se koi kiss karna seekh ke nahi aata’. So, if you are an amateur kisser, who is apprehensive about locking lips, just start copying your partner and the rest will fall into place. Remember kissing is all about adapting and learning.

So All The Best Guys and ‘Happy Kissing’ forever……

happy-kissing


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